What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 08:23

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
From Russia With Love
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
You Only Live Twice
What is a good habit and what is bad one?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Moonraker
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Live and Let Die
-”Ah so!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
What are some common examples of condescending behavior?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Goldfinger
Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of separation?
-J W Pepper
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Dr No
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Why do men prefer low-maintanence women?
A View to a Kill
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
How is TikTok able to censor porn?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Why are white women not interested in dating Asian men? Are they not attractive to you at all?
Octopussy
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd